I've posted about funny Google Voice(mail) transcriptions before, and this morning I received one that is good for a laugh.
This one is from a business associate that I am working on a project for, who has an urgent request for me to take care of. This transcription is directly from Google - I didn't change any words.
"Matt, this is bill. Please check my email. If you have any problem understanding you. He's a recieve to can call me back. I hope you and May and the ease requested call me at by the pizza and I appreciate if you can do these a new email to me. Bye sweetie and bye bye."
"Sweetie?" I didn't think we were that close, but maybe I misread the signals. ;-)